Howdy Kingpins! Welcome to my brand new ultra deluxe website. I hope it fills your heart with joy and laughter. If things were going any better for me right now I’d have to hire a couple of midgets to walk
@natsublime @duncantrussell I am off to Europe for 2 months then back in LA in July. Let's make a date to chat Duncan. Thanks Natalie!
6 days ago
RT @Rudiology: I got to meet @_TomRhodes after a show at the old Laff Stop here in Houston. He looked me in the eye and shook my hand and was sincere.
6 days ago
@natsublime that's a grand and glorious idea Natalie, I will investigate and try to turn that into reality. I appreciate your thoughts.
7 days ago
People smell better when they are in love. Love makes you scrub in hard to reach places.
9 days ago
RT @JimGaffigan: There should be a children's song "If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your Dad sleep."
9 days ago
RT @PeteDominick: RT @thinkprogress: FACT: Last time North Carolina amended their constitution on marriage it was to ban interracial marriage
9 days ago
Knowing if I was Prez of US I would honor Patriotic gay couples who moved into bad neighborhoods and turned them into profitable real estate
9 days ago
I have been terribly busy recently shoveling pixels and clearing out the tubes that make up the Internet, so I haven't had a chance to tweet recently. I am truly very sorry about this, so with just a bit more prodding I'll update as soon as possible.
